Around here, we like it crazy and funny. That means that tapping the Hollywood well is not only a given, but it’s one that never fails to deliver the funny. Today, we have to peel back a little slice of the curtain and reveal some of Hollywood’s wackiest outfits. Now, you might think that you’ve seen every last crazy outfit that Hollywood can come out with…then Lady Gaga comes along. However, some of these actors you might recognize.
We found 7 outfits that we really had to pull out and show you, because they’re just too ridiculous for words.
1. Chloe Sevigny
You would think that one of the key actresses in the hit series “Big Love” would have it together, but sadly, Ms. Sevigny doesn’t. She looks like she’s more working girl than sister wife, and that’s just not a good look for her. Garters showing, leather skirt paired with denim? Save it for the bedroom if you must — the rest of us don’t really want to see that.
Now, it’s double sadness time, because Chloe actually looks good. You would think that a hot babe like that would actually have it together, because she has so many options to choose from. If that outfit was picked by a stylist, she really needs to get a new stylist, stat!
2. Rihanna
Rihanna, we’re going to need you to go ahead and dig a hole in the ground and bury that crazy red wig. We love the fact that you’re willing to explore new ground, but this outfit and look is just wrong on you. Seriously. With a smoking bod like that, you have five million options and you choose…this? We are confused. And we don’t like it one bit.
OK, so you like the hair. However, there’s no way that you can tell us that you’re one hundred percent okay with that outfit and the crimes it’s unleashed on humanity. You might want to rethink that statement strongly, friends. We can’t even believe outfits like this are made.
Now, fair is fair — she wore this to a music video. So maybe it’s supposed to be artistic, but it just looks downright weird to us. Maybe Rihanna is sending us a silent cry for help, or just hints at what her next career might be if her singing falls flat — carnival worker.
3. Lady Gaga
We had to throw in a Lady Gaga nod, didn’t we? It doesn’t get more weird and wacky (or crazy and funny) than Lady Gaga. We could have used just about any picture she’s in and illustrated our point perfectly. In fact, it’s gotten so expected to see something weird from Lady Gaga that the only thing left that would shock us is if she actually wore a normal dress somewhere. You know, an LBD? That would actually be kind of hot.
However, this line of weirdness just makes Lady Gaga look like a creature from another world. Maybe she likes it that way — after all, why would you wear a meat dress if you didn’t want to get attention? It definitely keeps people talking about her, which help her album sales go through the roof. So it’s a good thing for her, but we have to wonder whether the weirdness is just an act, or if that’s really the way she feels about herself. I for one would like to see Lady Gaga wear something a little more traditional for a change. I think we have a better chance of pigs taking flight — and not on airplanes, if you catch our drift.
4. Steven Tyler
Jaded doesn’t even describe the way Steve Tyler looks. OK, it’s a good thing that he’s getting sober — prescription painkillers is a tough thing to get away from, and he’s doing that. However…this outfit is just crazy. Very crazy. And where there’s crazy, funny is usually around the corner, right?
5. Jennifer Love-Hewitt
Sometimes the past just needs to stay buried. There are some people that really pull off the 80s look and it’s very cute. However, there are plenty of other people that never seem to get this look right, and it leads to some serious fashion disasters. If you’re thinking about doing the 80s thing…just keep this picture in mind. And avoid it at all costs if you can.
The look would be cuter on a younger star, perhaps. But it just makes Jennifer look very short and squat, and that’s not flattering at all. It was taken in a posed way outside her home, but that doesn’t mean anything. In fact, it makes it worse that she chose to dress like that — didn’t she realize how it would be captured on film? Yikes!
6. Sophia Loren
Aww, we hate to pick on such a classic, elegant woman like Sophia Loren. Even in her old age, she is still looking better than women half her age or better. Yet that hideous yellow thing that crawled on her elegant black dress needs to hit the door. In addition, the glasses aren’t doing her any favors. Hey, we’re nothing if not honest.
The dress stands alone just fine on its own without the yellow thing going with it. We think Ms. Loren might have wanted to add a dash of color to black, which isn’t an evil concept it’s just that type of color is really jarring to the eye.
7. Johnny Depp
We had to add another guy in so we didn’t look sexist. We’re not trying to pick on the girls — men are just as capable of crazy fashion in Hollywood. If you’re not careful, you’ll miss examples of Johnny Depp’s weird style. He’s a nice guy and definitely tends to draw attention wherever he goes. However, this look isn’t good for him. He almost looks like he’s going to try to rob somebody, or case a house to be robbed later. We’re just being honest here.
So we could have made this list longer, but there’s really only so much crazy you can see before you go crazy yourself. Is there another Hollywood type that we should have added? Sound off in the comments, we would love to hear from you!